Two and a Half Men: The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy school kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom...


Released: September 22, 2003
Runtime: 22 mins

Genres: Comedy
Actors: Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen, Miley Cyrus, April Bowlby

  • Currently 7.00/10
(85991 votes)

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Two and a Half Men (2003) Comments

Posted by Hogsihi

i think the show was repeating it self, i got bored of charlie, it was the same story over and over again. with his death i truly enjoy the show once again, ty!!!

Posted by DuhWookie

Two and a half men

Posted by optimusbryon

I'd rather watch Two and a half menstrual cycles than this crap

Posted by Dearbrutal

all down hill since they killed off charlie. Ashton Coochie just rubs me the wrong way.

Posted by N83R

Megan fox man !!!! God damn !!!

Posted by Heavenly1998

hahaha good episode

Posted by Talalz

I just love ashton kutchur and alan hahah

Posted by fabbyking

looks like the makers are a fan of californication

Posted by DoctorButNoLicenc

Very Funny. :D

Posted by DoctorButNoLicenc

So Funny 10/10

Posted by Jackrabbit

That was a good one! Nice to see him stick it to sheen.

Posted by DoctorButNoLicenc

Great Episode, keep up the good work.

Posted by DoctorButNoLicenc

Amazing Episode, keep up the good work. @t_romeo04 don't watch then.

Posted by t_romeo04

used to love this show

Posted by dead1

What a cleverity, cleverity's father, innocent child victimization consists of.

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